Starbucks Coffee has raised their prices, yet again. A letter to my once great lover:
I have something to tell you… I have been cheating on you with Caribou Coffee. It’s not me Starbucks, it’s you. But seriously, how could you? We had such a great relationship. What have you done? You are so tasty, and yet, the price increase somehow makes me incapable of swallowing your delicious goodness. It was all a lie, and quite frankly, it’s not attractive anymore. I feel like I can no longer be monogamous and must venture out to try other things. I need to be free to see other coffees. I hate to part ways but it’s for my wallet’s own good.
Crying In My Coffee