Jennifer can drink an entire gallon of milk in 37 seconds.

The pen is mightier than the sword; but only if the pen is held by Jennifer.

Jennifer always knows the exact location of Carmen SanDiego.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Jennifer’s sweat.

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Jennifer.

There is no theory of evolution; just a list Jennifer allows to live.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jennifer pajamas.

Jennifer is not only a noun, but a verb.

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink… unless you’re Jennifer.

Jennifer DOES know what Willis is talking about.

Jennifer let the dogs out.

They once made a Jennifer toilet paper but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

Crop circles are Jennifer’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Jennifer can build a snowman out of rain.

Google won’t search for Jennifer because it knows if you don’t find her, she finds you.

Bullets dodge Jennifer.

Jennifer CAN believe it’s not butter.

Jennifer once finished “The Song That Never Ends.”

Jennifer’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd… no one fools Jennifer.

On a more serious note…
Jennifer graduated from Georgia State University in 2013 with a BA in journalism and a minor in performing arts. She currently works in marketing as a web writer and editor for the University System of Maryland. Her interests include music, philosophy and socially-relevant issues. A writer for over 12 years, she cultivates her creativity by publishing original works of poetry and various articles on culture, society, music, ideology, and current events.

127 thoughts on “About

  1. Are you related to Chuck Norris?
    I had feared you may be “kooky”, but upon closer inspection you appear to be “quirky”.
    Always be quirky. Never be kooky.
    I look forward to exploring your blog.
    (I hope in the next post I see you don’t describe yourself as kooky)

  2. You have a great talent!…not sure anyone’s About Me page has ever made me smile so much. Great to spend a few minutes looking at life through your lens.

    (your wine pics are pretty awesome, too)

  3. Your “about” page is unique, I’ve never seen “about” page like yours before, I like it 🙂
    And also thanks for finding me, that was perhaps as the results of my act of finding you through Google 😀

  4. Thanks for the larf. You’re fucking funny! This reminds me of those emails that circulate around families and other people you wouldn’t mine pissing off, with lists of things that either are or are not funny. This is funny!

  5. Hands down that was the best “about” page I’ve read. How could I not follow someone who “can!touch this” I mean really right? And I figured that’s how superman kept so slim it’s his magical Jenifer Pj’s. Who knew? Deep bow to the almighty Jenifer (pressing follow) 😉

  6. Ha! Well, that’s just unbeatable. I have only just started reading your blog, but already I’m hooked. You’re brilliant! And hilarious! And amazing! Fantastic ‘about’ page and blog. Glad you found me so I could find you. 🙂

  7. Yep your name is a verb, I ahave been “Jennifered”…and loving it. I always drop in on anyone who drops in on me and am curious as to how to found me. Looking forward to wandering around your mind (read: site), looks like fun. Cheers REDdog

  8. Thanks so much for visiting and following my blog! I appreciate it very much! I’ve enjoyed my visit here and look forward to following your posts. 😀

  9. LOL! Thank you Jennifer for following my blog, I’m here to warn you it’s a bilingual one, so if you get a post in Italian please use your patience, an English one will soon follow 😉 doing my best to keep things balanced.

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  11. Thanks for following BigBodyBeautiful, Jennifer. That is your name, right?! (LOL! Just kidding. I did read this entire “About” page and LOOOOOVE it. I also read lots of your other pages on here, too.) You are a crack-up. And, as such, deserving of much love and following. Hence, I have “put a ring on it”. Big warm hugs from your new friend, BigLizzy. XOXO

  12. Hi Jennifer, you’re very unique. It shows in your blog, your writing, your choice of subjects. It’s great!
    Thanks for visiting our blog and for following. I hope you enjoy the stories of our journey, both inner and outer. Getting old and retiring is fabuloust! You have all this free time to go out and have fun 🙂

  13. I literally just laughed out loud reading this but that’s not really why I will end up following you….First thing saw on your home page was the term “things I am fucking good at” and anyone who can throw around my favorite F word deserves a follow. Well Done!

  14. Jennifer I am jennifering my head off right now! (when you wrote ‘a noun AND a verb’, I am assuming no copyrights were involved?!)

    *slightly embarrassed but still in fits*

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