Jennifer can drink an entire gallon of milk in 37 seconds.
The pen is mightier than the sword; but only if the pen is held by Jennifer.
Jennifer always knows the exact location of Carmen SanDiego.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Jennifer’s sweat.
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Jennifer.
There is no theory of evolution; just a list Jennifer allows to live.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jennifer pajamas.
Jennifer is not only a noun, but a verb.
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink… unless you’re Jennifer.
Jennifer DOES know what Willis is talking about.
Jennifer let the dogs out.
They once made a Jennifer toilet paper but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
Crop circles are Jennifer’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Jennifer can build a snowman out of rain.
Google won’t search for Jennifer because it knows if you don’t find her, she finds you.
Bullets dodge Jennifer.
Jennifer CAN believe it’s not butter.
Jennifer once finished “The Song That Never Ends.”
Jennifer’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd… no one fools Jennifer.